Segera update kepada anda

Giler!! seramai sedang membongkar cerita-cerita mengarut yang ada blog ni.

Aku cuba untuk kembali..

Thursday, August 11, 2011 2 ,000,000 terlepas cakap
Assalamaualaikum dan salam sejahtera..
Posa tak korang?? yerrr klu dah taw mengucap dua kalimah agung tu, korang tak gila, tak datang haid, mampu pula tu..kalau tak posa juga masih memang korang rugi lah.

Bulan rahmat tiba lagi. Blog ni pun dah dua bulan tidak berupdate. BZ? sudah semestinya. Apa pun Post pendek ni, mampu memberi motivasi kepada aku untuk terus update ni blog. so aku tinggalkan korang dengan sesuatu yang aku petik dari iluvislam. JOM!! Layanzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over!

To get your daily exercise, just click on “run.”

If you needed a break from life, click on “suspend.”

Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.

To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.

To “add/remove” someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

When you lose your car keys, click on “find.”

“Help” with the chores is just a click away.

You wouldn’t need auto insurance. You’d use your diskdrive to recover from a crash.

We could click on “send” and the kids would go to bed immediately.

To feel like a new person, click on “refresh.”

Click on “close” to shut up the kids and spouse.

To undo a mistake, click on “back.”

Is your wardrobe getting old? Click “update.”

If you don’t like cleaning the litter box, click on “delete.”

If you don't like somebody you can just click "close."

You could download new clothes.

Instead of going to the washroom, click "empty trash".

And, most important, If you need God, click on "insert"..

P/S : masa kecik-kecik dulu, posa sehari dapat la singgit..ahahaha

2 comments

August 11, 2011 at 12:39 PM

uii lama suda ko ndak update kan..
rindu plak.. ahaks! :)

August 23, 2011 at 7:52 AM

bodek kau sket la..

tetiap hari aku tunggu post baru...hihi

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